I want the 25% of you sick fucks to identify yourselves so that I can avoid ever meeting you.

I’m 50 and I’ve been riding skateboards since I was 12. I don’t go to skateparks, I don’t do ollies or kickflips. I ride a 46” long board like other people would ride a bike or a pair of skates.

This is a terrible karaoke song. Way too slow and way too long and way too boring.

You are really trying to milk this.

This guy? Really?

nearly 30 years ago, you could have stopped at my Mystery Bookstore in Cambria. Foul Play.

You drove PCH and the only stop you mentioned was San Luis Obispo and the Madonna Inn? Did you miss Big Sur, San Simeon, Cambria, Cayucos, Morro Bay, or Pismo?

I remember a few of the ads for the Gremlin. One stated that if you followed a Gremlin, a pretty girl would eventually get out (they then showed a beefy construction worker exit the vehicle and added...”Almost every time).

Two things: In Indiana, they just put up construction area signs (fines will be doubled), string out a few orange barrels for two miles, and then say “End Construction”. There is no construction. They are lying liars.

I’m assuming that this was not directed at me?

What word do you get to use that I, as a gentile, cannot? You have to have a word.

There are no laws in Illinois (especially outside of Chicago). Example: The speed limit on 80/294 is 55. I’m doing 75 and am being passed like I’m stopped.

“Creep” by Radiohead or “Glycerine” by Bush

#notallgoats

In defense of the lady with oil all over her. I cannot open a fucking hood without getting grease and dirt all over me. I swear to God. It’s like it just jumps up on my face. If I do some actual work, it’s all over me. I have been taking a shower and found a greasy hand print in between my shoulder blades. I can’t…

Does he know anyone who ISN’T a child molester?

Ban Motherfucking Roll-On Regular goddamned scent. I told you in the last thread and I am NOT changing my position.

Ban Motherfucking Roll-On Regular goddamned scent. I told you in the last thread and I am NOT changing my position.

She’ll get a cheap fondue set from me and she’ll fucking like it.

But Fender isn’t known for its high-fidelity audio systems, not in the way that a company like Bose or JBL or Bang & Olufson is. But someone at Volkswagen clearly took the time to think, “oh, people who like music like music that is produced by Fender things, thus they will like our Fender-branded speakers.”

I love my 2004 Forester XT. Even when it’s in the shop (as it is now). Because then I get to drive my son’s 2005 Outback XT, which I also love.