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You should really take this awesome journalism to the next level and do a “500 Days of George and Amal”. That way, you could print your insufferable snark every single goddamned day. And I would read it about as much as the other 500 day thing, which is once.

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Don’t you have to be 18 to go into a sex shop?

This is, essentially, my son’s car. 2005 Outback XT. I think it’s one of the nicest looking cars on the road. I hate that they now just blend in with every other crossover and they don’t offer the XT package anymore.

That’s funny. This was my main motocross bike when I was a kid (except it was orange and had a small seat and BMX handlebars.

Twenty-some years ago Abercrombie sued American Eagle for “use of primary colors in their clothing”.

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me...”

When I was studying English Literature at Queen’s University Belfast, I was also a part-time sandwich artist at a local Subway (sadly, now closed), not far from the university.

Nothing good happens after those words are uttered. Nothing.

News of his all-male tinder account in 10...9...8...

2004:

I don’t think trying to have a bullshit law suit thrown out makes you an asshole. The “children” just wanted some coin for ol’ stepmom’s death.

When I turned 16, my mom took me to the CA DMV to get my first driver’s license. As we filled out the forms, the clerk informed my mom that my dad would also have to sign the documents (I don’t know why this was necessary but it sure isn’t now...this was 30 some years ago).

Every kid in my family (myself included) loaded cheese sauce on our baked potatoes at a dinner party. It was a mango pudding.

I would still be broke in two weeks.

Tech support people are miserable pukes and you’re no exception. Go get a job coding so you don’t have to talk to anyone.

Quite a few years ago I was building a deck at my house. I’d been hand-digging post holes for most of the morning when I finally decided to rent a post-hole auger.

So the family and I are taking a trip out to CA this summer to visit family. Our first thought was to fly into SFO and fly out of LAX (this was before I discovered they charge an extra $12,000 for a one-way car rental). The flight to SFO had one stop, LAX. It cost $218. So I checked flying into LAX from ORD. It was…

Should it be seen in 3-D? Sometimes, when there’s a lot going on (and there looks to be a metric shit-ton going here) the 3-D almost distracts me. How did you see it?