In defense of the lady with oil all over her. I cannot open a fucking hood without getting grease and dirt all over me. I swear to God. It’s like it just jumps up on my face. If I do some actual work, it’s all over me. I have been taking a shower and found a greasy hand print in between my shoulder blades. I can’t…

Does he know anyone who ISN’T a child molester?

Ban Motherfucking Roll-On Regular goddamned scent. I told you in the last thread and I am NOT changing my position.

Ban Motherfucking Roll-On Regular goddamned scent. I told you in the last thread and I am NOT changing my position.

She’ll get a cheap fondue set from me and she’ll fucking like it.

But Fender isn’t known for its high-fidelity audio systems, not in the way that a company like Bose or JBL or Bang & Olufson is. But someone at Volkswagen clearly took the time to think, “oh, people who like music like music that is produced by Fender things, thus they will like our Fender-branded speakers.”

I love my 2004 Forester XT. Even when it’s in the shop (as it is now). Because then I get to drive my son’s 2005 Outback XT, which I also love.

Jeep’s 4.0 Liter Straight Six

You should really take this awesome journalism to the next level and do a “500 Days of George and Amal”. That way, you could print your insufferable snark every single goddamned day. And I would read it about as much as the other 500 day thing, which is once.

You’ll enjoy this...

Don’t you have to be 18 to go into a sex shop?

This is, essentially, my son’s car. 2005 Outback XT. I think it’s one of the nicest looking cars on the road. I hate that they now just blend in with every other crossover and they don’t offer the XT package anymore.

That’s funny. This was my main motocross bike when I was a kid (except it was orange and had a small seat and BMX handlebars.

Twenty-some years ago Abercrombie sued American Eagle for “use of primary colors in their clothing”.

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me...”

When I was studying English Literature at Queen’s University Belfast, I was also a part-time sandwich artist at a local Subway (sadly, now closed), not far from the university.

Nothing good happens after those words are uttered. Nothing.

News of his all-male tinder account in 10...9...8...

2004:

I don’t think trying to have a bullshit law suit thrown out makes you an asshole. The “children” just wanted some coin for ol’ stepmom’s death.

When I turned 16, my mom took me to the CA DMV to get my first driver’s license. As we filled out the forms, the clerk informed my mom that my dad would also have to sign the documents (I don’t know why this was necessary but it sure isn’t now...this was 30 some years ago).