Every kid in my family (myself included) loaded cheese sauce on our baked potatoes at a dinner party. It was a mango pudding.

I would still be broke in two weeks.

Tech support people are miserable pukes and you’re no exception. Go get a job coding so you don’t have to talk to anyone.

Quite a few years ago I was building a deck at my house. I’d been hand-digging post holes for most of the morning when I finally decided to rent a post-hole auger.

So the family and I are taking a trip out to CA this summer to visit family. Our first thought was to fly into SFO and fly out of LAX (this was before I discovered they charge an extra $12,000 for a one-way car rental). The flight to SFO had one stop, LAX. It cost $218. So I checked flying into LAX from ORD. It was…

Should it be seen in 3-D? Sometimes, when there’s a lot going on (and there looks to be a metric shit-ton going here) the 3-D almost distracts me. How did you see it?

Having never seen this show, I agree with this list 100%. I’m sure had I even seen one episode, this list would be shit.

Actually, Ashton, there are three types of people when disaster strikes. The two you mentioned and 3. Celebrities who aren’t helping but want to appears as though they might.

I worked at David’s Bridal Home Office. I wasn’t to far from the customer service reps.

If my girlfriend’s cheating on me, what will my wife think?

At first I was all “get the pitchforks!” But the more I thought about it, the more rude I think those people were being by leaving before the Valedictorian got to speak. The principal was obviously distraught over having caused the situation in the first place and she lashed out at the first group of people she saw.…

I think they’re pretty funny. I find the Charmin Bears to be grosser, always talking about absorbency.

It is.

I commute from Columbus to Chicago every weekend and it is horrifying how often I see people speeding like that. There is no need to drive that fast on a crowded highway.

I love these guys.

This is at Seven Springs in western PA:

I move my mouth away from the mic to breathe.

goddammit. Please don’t make me be a fan of Miley Cyrus. PLEASE!

Richie Blackmore desperately wants to be in a band called “Fey Blood”.