Twenty-some years ago Abercrombie sued American Eagle for “use of primary colors in their clothing”.

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me...”

When I was studying English Literature at Queen’s University Belfast, I was also a part-time sandwich artist at a local Subway (sadly, now closed), not far from the university.

Nothing good happens after those words are uttered. Nothing.

News of his all-male tinder account in 10...9...8...

2004:

I don’t think trying to have a bullshit law suit thrown out makes you an asshole. The “children” just wanted some coin for ol’ stepmom’s death.

When I turned 16, my mom took me to the CA DMV to get my first driver’s license. As we filled out the forms, the clerk informed my mom that my dad would also have to sign the documents (I don’t know why this was necessary but it sure isn’t now...this was 30 some years ago).

Every kid in my family (myself included) loaded cheese sauce on our baked potatoes at a dinner party. It was a mango pudding.

I would still be broke in two weeks.

Tech support people are miserable pukes and you’re no exception. Go get a job coding so you don’t have to talk to anyone.

Quite a few years ago I was building a deck at my house. I’d been hand-digging post holes for most of the morning when I finally decided to rent a post-hole auger.

So the family and I are taking a trip out to CA this summer to visit family. Our first thought was to fly into SFO and fly out of LAX (this was before I discovered they charge an extra $12,000 for a one-way car rental). The flight to SFO had one stop, LAX. It cost $218. So I checked flying into LAX from ORD. It was…

Should it be seen in 3-D? Sometimes, when there’s a lot going on (and there looks to be a metric shit-ton going here) the 3-D almost distracts me. How did you see it?

Having never seen this show, I agree with this list 100%. I’m sure had I even seen one episode, this list would be shit.

Actually, Ashton, there are three types of people when disaster strikes. The two you mentioned and 3. Celebrities who aren’t helping but want to appears as though they might.

I worked at David’s Bridal Home Office. I wasn’t to far from the customer service reps.

If my girlfriend’s cheating on me, what will my wife think?

At first I was all “get the pitchforks!” But the more I thought about it, the more rude I think those people were being by leaving before the Valedictorian got to speak. The principal was obviously distraught over having caused the situation in the first place and she lashed out at the first group of people she saw.…

I think they’re pretty funny. I find the Charmin Bears to be grosser, always talking about absorbency.