It is.

I commute from Columbus to Chicago every weekend and it is horrifying how often I see people speeding like that. There is no need to drive that fast on a crowded highway.

I love these guys.

This is at Seven Springs in western PA:

I move my mouth away from the mic to breathe.

goddammit. Please don’t make me be a fan of Miley Cyrus. PLEASE!

Richie Blackmore desperately wants to be in a band called “Fey Blood”.

So Snookie’s trying to smoke and JWoww is all, “Yo! Don’t be touchin’ Snookie when she’s sober!”

Fine. Will you marry me, or what?

He’s so stupid. The Angels don’t play at Fenway.

She needed to shut up for a second. None of those cops were paying her any mind until she walked TOWARD them chanting, “You need to stay away from me. I don’t feel safe.”

That first law I can kind of get. If the fetus can live outside the womb, then it’s kind of a baby.

Damned if you do...

Fondue sets. I’ve had two, exactly the same, for over 25 years and they are still in their boxes. I’ll give one to the couple of the next wedding I go to.

What you failed to mention was that every single one of these animals had diarrhea about 30 minutes later.

That was Magickal.

I hated it. Absolutely hated it.

You are so wrong on the Goldfish/Cheez-It thing. Goldfish are GROSS.

There is nothing as annoying as the clickety clack of an unplugged stratocaster.