I was brought up Catholic. I really enjoyed it. I love the tradition and pageantry. I love the structure of the mass. I have no bad memories growing up Catholic and plenty of good ones. In fact, my dad passed away last month and we held a full mass for him. It was oddly comforting.

We've raised our three kids outside of church. We are not atheists. We are not agnostic. We believe there's a higher power but we're not sure what or who it is. We celebrate Christmas and Easter. We celebrate Independence Day and Memorial Day. We have never forbade our kids from going to church and they have been…

I hope he picks the Mer-man.

Dude. Don't go see the latest Annie. I mean, shit.

Okay, the "coffee latte" guy. Lighten the fuck up. You knew exactly what she what she wanted.

Teddy Bears and cats. I will somehow end up dating her.

Hockey parents. Amirite?

There were a lot of mitigating factors to that loss. The first is that they just came off a game against Navy, and teams generally lose the week following Navy (see Notre Dame this year).I don't know if it's the physicality of it or having to learn that triple-option scheme or what, but it's documented (http://www.clev…

Okay. Got it.

You would have been happy with an Alabama/FSU championship?

That's not the Sheriff John I grew up with:

I actually like Jameis' reactions to him throwing interceptions. He always looks to the sidelines like "Why'd you call that play?"

Those bloopers had some bite.

"My first 11 years as an Analrapist."

I'm pretty sure Wet Seal went out of business over last weekend. So the boycott worked?

You need to calm the fuck down or you're going on the bench.

I'm hoping The Thicket is released this year. A Joe R. Lansdale western starring Peter Dinklage.

That's a nice suit/shirt/tie combo.

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I hope it's as lyrically sophisticated as the rest of their stuff.