I'm late to posting and probably no one will read this but:

No. In the BCS system, FSU would have been number 1 because they were undefeated.

SEC West. 1-3 in bowl games. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

That would have been sooooo great if it hadn't been simplistic and not funny.

You can't even catch a Chinchilla to put a hat on their head. We thought they would be more mellow.

I came into the office today and I am here, alone, laughing like a loon. What is this?

He's injured. Out for the season. This is the perfect time for Meyer to suspend him from the CFP.

Stupid. Professionally done, but ultimately stupid.

Gah! My wife and I owned a Mystery Bookstore in Cambria, CA back in the 80's. There was a couple that used to shop at our store at least once every few months. They were good customers and they bought a lot of stuff (we also sold board games and knick-knacks and shirts that said "Cambria" on them). In fact, one night…

Why is it so important to you that they advertise NCIS and the VS Fashion show during a children's show? I could see the (well, some) outrage if they were only mad about the tits, but they're including gore, also, which I don't think young children need exposure to during fucking RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED FUCKING…

I went to the first one. They gave trips to employees who had done a good job. We had just released Body By Victoria, the biggest launch in the company's history at the time.

Nothing annoys me like when an inanimate object refuses to do my bidding. Get over the glass, you goddamned bear.

Here's another one:

Why does a car with no driver need it's wipers on?

"Smells like...Fresno."

Twenty seconds ago, I had no idea this motorcycle existed. Now I must have one or I will die. Weird how shit like that happens.

I had no idea this was coming out. I am very happy now.

Hi. Ho.

Or 1963.