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It's not weird. It's a silly little tradition that doesn't hurt anyone. Somethings just aren't worthy of outrage.

OSU won't get into the top 4 until they win the B1G championship (not exactly a gimme if it's against Wisconsin). At that point they will have what TCU, Baylor, and Mississippi State will not: a 12-1 record and a conf championship.

I wonder how many candles burn at her Avril Lavigne shrine?

How lazy are you people (I'm talking to Gawker Media writers). First, there's 500 words making fun of Nickelback. Now we get this. Instead of attacking his position, you attack his punctuation. Rank fucking amateur.

Anybody can make fun of Nickelback. You should really aim higher.

I sprained my ankle about 8 weeks ago. Stepped on the side of my foot hard and fully expected to see my severed foot lying inches away from bleeding ankle. I went to the doctor. He gave me an aircast. I wore it for three weeks. I am still favoring that ankle and do not trust it if I were to really push it.

"Shut the fuck up" is the best reaction? I feel so stupid for not having used the word "fuck" when my wife told me about her pregnancies.

I wonder if that guy's married. I'd bet not.

There were no ghosts in the pottery sex scene. Swayze dies the next day.

I would argue that the B1G is better than the ACC top to bottom and at least as good as the Big 12. I have no doubt that OSU could beat FSU on a neutral field.

Last night, I dreamt that my wife had a boyfriend and I started dating a crab. The crustacean. A very realistic crab. It wasn't sexual, but I knew we were dating and it was telling me how to get along in the ocean. Tip 1: Take off your tennis shoes because crabs will attack them.

It won't be The Room, if that's what you mean...

I hate that kid. Hate.

Who really gives a shit what he believes? It doesn't bother me and he's allowed to say whatever the fuck he wants on twitter.

The CFP committee said that they would consider injuries as they evaluated wins and losses. I would think the second game of the season after losing your heisman candidate quarterback could be considered an "injury game". And VT has lost six key players starting with the OSU game due to injuries. They were a much

Question: Who's paying for Winston's lawyer? The school?

Not even close. Sorry, Gaga.

"I got my finger in yo ass."

You may have missed the part where they mentioned he was the "quarterback".

Wow. I just added Royal Blood to my Spotify list. That's good stuff.