Hockey parents. Amirite?

There were a lot of mitigating factors to that loss. The first is that they just came off a game against Navy, and teams generally lose the week following Navy (see Notre Dame this year).I don't know if it's the physicality of it or having to learn that triple-option scheme or what, but it's documented (http://www.clev…

Okay. Got it.

You would have been happy with an Alabama/FSU championship?

That's not the Sheriff John I grew up with:

I actually like Jameis' reactions to him throwing interceptions. He always looks to the sidelines like "Why'd you call that play?"

Those bloopers had some bite.

"My first 11 years as an Analrapist."

I'm pretty sure Wet Seal went out of business over last weekend. So the boycott worked?

You need to calm the fuck down or you're going on the bench.

I'm hoping The Thicket is released this year. A Joe R. Lansdale western starring Peter Dinklage.

That's a nice suit/shirt/tie combo.

pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...pleasebringbackgrunge...

I hope it's as lyrically sophisticated as the rest of their stuff.

I'm late to posting and probably no one will read this but:

No. In the BCS system, FSU would have been number 1 because they were undefeated.

SEC West. 1-3 in bowl games. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

That would have been sooooo great if it hadn't been simplistic and not funny.

You can't even catch a Chinchilla to put a hat on their head. We thought they would be more mellow.

I came into the office today and I am here, alone, laughing like a loon. What is this?