He's injured. Out for the season. This is the perfect time for Meyer to suspend him from the CFP.

Stupid. Professionally done, but ultimately stupid.

Gah! My wife and I owned a Mystery Bookstore in Cambria, CA back in the 80's. There was a couple that used to shop at our store at least once every few months. They were good customers and they bought a lot of stuff (we also sold board games and knick-knacks and shirts that said "Cambria" on them). In fact, one night…

Why is it so important to you that they advertise NCIS and the VS Fashion show during a children's show? I could see the (well, some) outrage if they were only mad about the tits, but they're including gore, also, which I don't think young children need exposure to during fucking RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED FUCKING…

I went to the first one. They gave trips to employees who had done a good job. We had just released Body By Victoria, the biggest launch in the company's history at the time.

Nothing annoys me like when an inanimate object refuses to do my bidding. Get over the glass, you goddamned bear.

Here's another one:

Why does a car with no driver need it's wipers on?

"Smells like...Fresno."

Twenty seconds ago, I had no idea this motorcycle existed. Now I must have one or I will die. Weird how shit like that happens.

I had no idea this was coming out. I am very happy now.

Hi. Ho.

Or 1963.

It's not weird. It's a silly little tradition that doesn't hurt anyone. Somethings just aren't worthy of outrage.

OSU won't get into the top 4 until they win the B1G championship (not exactly a gimme if it's against Wisconsin). At that point they will have what TCU, Baylor, and Mississippi State will not: a 12-1 record and a conf championship.

I wonder how many candles burn at her Avril Lavigne shrine?

How lazy are you people (I'm talking to Gawker Media writers). First, there's 500 words making fun of Nickelback. Now we get this. Instead of attacking his position, you attack his punctuation. Rank fucking amateur.

Anybody can make fun of Nickelback. You should really aim higher.

I sprained my ankle about 8 weeks ago. Stepped on the side of my foot hard and fully expected to see my severed foot lying inches away from bleeding ankle. I went to the doctor. He gave me an aircast. I wore it for three weeks. I am still favoring that ankle and do not trust it if I were to really push it.