"Shut the fuck up" is the best reaction? I feel so stupid for not having used the word "fuck" when my wife told me about her pregnancies.

I wonder if that guy's married. I'd bet not.

There were no ghosts in the pottery sex scene. Swayze dies the next day.

I would argue that the B1G is better than the ACC top to bottom and at least as good as the Big 12. I have no doubt that OSU could beat FSU on a neutral field.

Last night, I dreamt that my wife had a boyfriend and I started dating a crab. The crustacean. A very realistic crab. It wasn't sexual, but I knew we were dating and it was telling me how to get along in the ocean. Tip 1: Take off your tennis shoes because crabs will attack them.

It won't be The Room, if that's what you mean...

I hate that kid. Hate.

Who really gives a shit what he believes? It doesn't bother me and he's allowed to say whatever the fuck he wants on twitter.

The CFP committee said that they would consider injuries as they evaluated wins and losses. I would think the second game of the season after losing your heisman candidate quarterback could be considered an "injury game". And VT has lost six key players starting with the OSU game due to injuries. They were a much…

Question: Who's paying for Winston's lawyer? The school?

Not even close. Sorry, Gaga.

"I got my finger in yo ass."

You may have missed the part where they mentioned he was the "quarterback".

Wow. I just added Royal Blood to my Spotify list. That's good stuff.

When you're in the middle of a heated exchange, you often say things that sounded good in your head, but sound like nonsense when you say it out loud. When I was in the eighth grade this guy wanted to fight me for some reason. He caught me in the middle of the quad between classes and we started with the chest-bumping…

No wonder the B1G seems down...I've never seen OSU and Minnesota look so small.

Just imagine what they'd do with a Pee-Chee.

To be fair, at least a dozen of those were going to be followed up with: Can you spare some change?

Your opinion in incorrect.

The only thing worse than actually being in a book club is reading people talk about the books they're reading in their book club. Congratulations.