A couple of years ago, everybody was "SHAME ON TERRELLE PRYOR AND THE $UCKEYES!!! THEY SHOULD BE GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY!!!"

Drew: Your cowardice does not spin. It is spinless.

Let's go ahead and make the distinction between "buttload" (as you used) and "boatload" (which I think you meant to use):

That's the worst recipe for Cinc. Chili I've ever seen. I sincerely believe that Burnenko would like mine.

Vacuum Sealer. Costco, home, freezer. Don't have to buy meat for two months.

What about when Rock, Country, and Pop is combined perfectly? I'm talking about Old 97's, Drive By Truckers, Slobberbone, The Drams, etc.

Back in the early 80's I went to a wedding right after High School of a Football Star and a the Hot Cheerleader. Their first dance was to "Lyin' Eyes". They got divorced three years later when they were both cheating on each other and could not hide their lying eyes.

Some Ohio rest stops have Sloan Waterless urinals. The little plaque above them says ythey save 44,000 gallons of water per urinal, per year. Because of these, I count myself as a conservationist.

Who gets to just throw the beer bottle you just chugged? I sure as hell don't. Fuck her and her entitlement.

My God, that show was brilliant.

The punch line here is that Stewie is an idiot who sucks at jokes and has no sense of what's appropriate to a comical degree...

Hocus Pocus 2, maybe.

You have to offset the lack of tobacco sales somehow...

And two slices of ham or three strips of bacon. That's a goddamned grilled cheese.

"A couple hours later,

I'm pretty sure that exact outfit is available at Sears' Kardashian Kollection.

I understand the sentiment, but my last two cars were manuals and I just can't do it anymore. There is nothing worse than a manual transmission and a traffic jam.

...and no one was wearing seat belts, because, of course.

...because progress!

The tour of the brewery is cool, though.