Back in the early 80's I went to a wedding right after High School of a Football Star and a the Hot Cheerleader. Their first dance was to "Lyin' Eyes". They got divorced three years later when they were both cheating on each other and could not hide their lying eyes.

Some Ohio rest stops have Sloan Waterless urinals. The little plaque above them says ythey save 44,000 gallons of water per urinal, per year. Because of these, I count myself as a conservationist.

Who gets to just throw the beer bottle you just chugged? I sure as hell don't. Fuck her and her entitlement.

My God, that show was brilliant.

The punch line here is that Stewie is an idiot who sucks at jokes and has no sense of what's appropriate to a comical degree...

Hocus Pocus 2, maybe.

You have to offset the lack of tobacco sales somehow...

And two slices of ham or three strips of bacon. That's a goddamned grilled cheese.

"A couple hours later,

I'm pretty sure that exact outfit is available at Sears' Kardashian Kollection.

I understand the sentiment, but my last two cars were manuals and I just can't do it anymore. There is nothing worse than a manual transmission and a traffic jam.

...and no one was wearing seat belts, because, of course.

...because progress!

The tour of the brewery is cool, though.

I'm gonna start one for this, then...

It took them 49 years to diagnose him with Aspergers? I knew in the first 30 seconds of that video.

Instead of writing blogs, why don't you guys just make hotlinks to Buzzfeed?

True story: There is a McDonald's in Pataskala, OH (which is also a true thing) and 18 years ago or so, when my kids were small and my wife and I both worked, I would sometimes stop by McDonald's for dinner. Mostly when my wife was working late or out of town because she won't eat that shit.

What about the car dealers that affix a plate or sticker to your car? I refuse to take it off the lot until those awful things are removed.

It's got nothing on a psychobilly freakout...