Was that Ms Trunchbull behind her?

Is there a stipulation that he has to win at least one playoff game?

When I was young and stupid, I had a habit of getting tickets and then just ignoring them. When you get three or four bench warrants against you, they throw you in jail for a few weeks. I spent my time in Orange County, CA. I smoked aspirin with a Crip because he said it tasted like crack. I was never beat up or even…

This is the stupidest response to a legitimate comment that I have ever read. Fuck you.

That used to be my nick-name in college. Yes, sir, they called me Stevie No Reason.

"Longer than you think, Dad. Longer than you think."

That is a st4p7d sh7rt.

That's a good trick for a bar bet. If you were in a bar that served bagels. And the bagels weren't pre-sliced and toasted. Fuck it. I'll have another bourbon rocks.

While I was in New York, I ate at a raw vegan restaurant. I invited some atheists and Yankee fans so I could get a month's worth of smug all at once.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

It's a CATastrophe.

"First of all, I think that's kind of below the belt. That's something that should be private," she said...

I DON'T CARE MORE THAN YOU!!!

It is if it is a DUNK contest and not an NBA game. I bet you were PISSED at the Home Run Derby pitching machine.

I feel the same way when I watch gymnastics. I'm like, "There would never be two rings just hanging there like that on the street. And even then...what does that accomplish?" Bunch of fucking posers.

I made it to 1:03. Regardless of the "message", that's a shitty, shitty song.

I honestly do not know what FGM is and I'm afraid to google it at work. Can someone give me a brief lesson here.

That's a good song, Walter. I'll be picking up that album tomorrow.

I really wanted "How are babbys formed?"

What is up with Dave's seatbelt?