There's also a new Donkey Kong, right?

The Reese's Fast Break is one of the best candy bars out there. Also, does anyone remember a candy bar called "Milkshake"? It was kind of like a Milky Way, but way, way better.

This one game is going to make me get a WiiU. Damn.

I'm glad you didn't combine those activities.

DAMN YOU, DOUG HENNING!!!

Watching that gave me a concussion.

I'm thinking it was a defective product. You're a shampoo apologist.

Marloes Horst is smoking and has an open sore on her lip. Ain't no one kissing that.

Well, were you?

So, the family has lived like that for 7 years. But the kids are 1 and 3. Apparently THEY haven't been living like that.

I hope that this movie is chock full of rape jokes so I can sit back and watch the Jezebel commenters' heads explode.

That show wasn't funny at all. It was like a nightmare of theater nerds.

When we play as a family, we take turns picking the track. My son ALWAYS picks Rainbow Road because he knows he can kill us at it. Oh, and he's 22.

Rainbow Road is stupid hard.

Jumpin' Jesus, it was in portrait!

Her Swiss Cake Rolls are amazing.

The NASCAR one didn't work out so well.

I'm sure that girl's parents aren't very happy about that, either.

That's a lot of money spent on bourbon (especially the Pappy Van Winkle). I'll just mix them all with Jim Beam, thanks.