Okay. I'll admit it. I was one of the kids that actually had a pony (and then horses) growing up. We lived in the country and having horses was something my dad always wanted. My first pony was Margaret. She was evil and tried to kill me on a weekly basis. My dad said I was not allowed to be afraid of her. I had to…

Somebody needs to tell this guy that you do NOT fuck with Calvin and Hobbes. The rest...okay. But not Calvin and Hobbes.

I don't understand why this is even slightly upsetting to anyone. Here's a southern redneck who has disparaging views about gays. What did you expect? Why would what he says upset you? It means nothing except that he is who he is. You're not going to change him or the thousands that think like him. The title of this…

That's nothing. When I was a kid, we made and ate our own candy and God knows what was in it...

I was once in New York on business from Columbus, OH. We were staying at the Helmsley near Times Square. As we went out that night to get some dinner, I saw a woman that looked exactly like my mom. She was with a man that looked exactly like my dad. As we passed, I said, "Mom?" She looked at me like I had just come…

I will not play their concert for $10,000. that's a deal.

Toward's the end, when she types "Be happy and make someone SO happy."

That hurts. Hell of a run, though Craft.

My son is also pre-med at OSU and he shares quite a few classes with Aaron Craft. My son is cynical. As cynical as a 22 year old college student can be. He genuinely likes Aaron Craft. Says there's no bullshit about him. He is how he appears.

Fred Phelps: Jesus! I've spent my life doing your work! Open up those pearly gates!

You'll be surprised at how easy the recovery is. I actually pressure-washed our deck the day I had mine done.

When I went in for mine (nearly 15 years ago), I was laying on the procedure table and the room was freezing. There were several nurses around. The doctor came in, said hello, grabbed my package and a needle and said, "You're going to feel a little prick."

But it was filmed at UC San Diego...

Why is a car called "Spark" not electric?

As far as I know, yes. It's basically a DUI

I bet she's never had Buttermilk Pie.

Are you sure that's not an anti-gay poster?

I volunteered for a charity group called New Horizons in Orange County, CA. We would take kids with learning disabilities on fun outings. Sometimes camping, sometimes Disneyland, sometimes a movie. The point was it was just for fun. Many of the kids were DS.

She's puttin' the "gag" in Gaga.

Ten bucks says he'll explain the birds' behavior.