The fact that Illinois didn't have Wilco proves that this is bullshit.

That last picture is creepy. Looks like:

and one of them appears to be a child. Sick bastards!

As usual, you got the feet all wrong from stockphoto. Up, up, up, up, up, up? That's not a threesome, that's a slumber party.

Thanks for that.

Forgive me for being dumb, but where did the term "shooting brake" come from?

That's sick. At least wait until they're Girl Scouts.

As for the kid walking in on his parents, he'll figure it out. When I was 5, we were outside doing yardwork (the whole family...very Norman Rockwell). At some point my folks slipped away. A man came by and handed me an envelope that was VERY IMPORTANT and should be given to them RIGHT AWAY!

I honestly believe this is happening because "Gluten" sounds like a German word for fat.

Bully or not, Incognito is guilty of using the term "cray cray".

When OSU beats Michigan, they get a gold football pants charm. So that means he beat Michigan 4 times.

Money. Money buys youth.

As I'm looking at these pictures, Fountain of Wayne's "Little Red Light" came on and the chorus: It's not right, It's not fair" rang through my ears and I had to agree.

Well, okay. That's awesome. I hope they're not cost prohibitive. And they just have a remote.

AT LEAST HE'S NOT GAY!!!

That's nothing. My kids' University is jobbing them out of $150,000.

That's timely. I can't wait for her take on the Milli Vanilli scandal.

No matter what she's doing, Janelle Monae is having more fun than I am.