He’s become more sand than man now; twisted and granular.

Turns out Anakin loved sand.

At least she’s having fun doing it.

Would someone kindly contact the veterinary clinic and let them know this internet rando says they’re doing it wrong?

her already-light 14-day sentence

Lock your doors, people. This monster is back on the streets. No one is safe.

Ah, yes...the problem with this movie was that it was not long enough...

That’s just what we need is QT’s movies made longer.

I hope this isn’t too extreme of a statement, but I like both Scorsese and Marvel movies.

Or just don’t buy and use these things? I don’t have any and it’s great

Because I have no self respect, I watched every episode of Sons of Anarchy. It made me realize that it was probably Sutter’s influence that led to my least favorite aspects of the otherwise great The Shield: the unrealistic violence, the obsession with seedy sex-driven plotlines (like the guy that ran a porn operation…

Hey Penguin, the ocean called and said they’re running out of fish!

Is anyone going to get a banger in the mouth?

Its ok, he went on to make a career of being not funny so it all worked out in the end

Props to Galifinakis for sharing that story. I know I would never publicly admit to being an SNL writer.

Start small: make churches pay taxes.

Makes sense. Yeezy himself makes that mistake all the time.

The more time goes on, the happier I am that I stopped going to church.

Other than a suit jacket and a nice winter coat, I’ve never spent more than $100 on a single article of clothing. Boggles my mind that anyone would spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on clothes, let alone pastors. 

If there was a God He’d hate them too.