Kind of a weird argument given that Americans abroad still have to file income taxes in the US despite not living or earning money there.

“Then I’ll ram my ovopositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest but I’m not an alien.”

The dead are gone and can’t be brought back. That’s the real stinger.

Every country’s Gundam—except Japan, if you can believe that—is built on varyingly hurtful stereotypes.

I just apologized to my wife for not looking like that when I turned 50 only for her to remind me that I didn’t look like that when we met and I was 27.

The difference between 2015 and 2019 in that one inbedded tweet is pretty noticeable. If I had to guess I’d say he looks like a hard-living 36 year old.

Left to his own devices, Snyder insisted on Superman snapping necks, Batman spending an entire movie planning a murder and, well, all of Sucker Punch. What do you think?

mano means one and rail means rail

Wasn’t that what it stood for all along? I mean...

Tony Stark isn’t the kind of role that wins Oscars or garners a ton of critical acclaim, but it’s hard to overstate just how consistently great Robert Downey Jr. has been over the course of a decade. Contrast the fun, quippy Stark of Iron Man with the raw, exposed nerve he is Civil War, for example. 

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So what part of this piece is less surprising, that putting metal clamps on your eyelids hurts like hell, or that Stanley Kubrick was a colossal asshole?

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Yeah, Winter Soldier’s action sequences were so downright gritty. It reminded me a lot of the brilliant fighting in The Raid as in that every punch looked like it hurt like hell. 

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

This is one of the reasons why we are a Third World Banana Republic.

“right before she does that giddy little skip that’s permanently burnt itself into our action hero-loving minds”

Terminator played fast and loose with time travel, and that boned up the franchise’s ability to build a compelling and functional universe.  I know we’re all burned out, but if any franchise needs a reboot, it’s The Terminator.

Did you see the movie all the way to the end? Because what you think in glorified in that movie is not. It’s not even subtle about it. Bill Foster was the bad guy. He was bad from the moment we meet him. He starts off looking like the hero, but it doesn’t take long for the movie to make clear that he is a damaged…

I dunno, I save because I like seeing bigger numbers when I look my bank/brokerage account. There is freedom in have a decent amount of savings.