While we’re looking at numbers, can we get an updated body count from all the incel mass shootings and other violence inspired by Joker? It’s been out in wide release for a couple weeks, so there must be dozens if not hundreds of such incidents by now.

Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

I had no time to watch movies or TV. I spent the whole weekend at candlelight vigils for the victims of incel violence.

And then they get elected president.

It is kind of sad that so many people have nothing better to do with their time than follow content on Instagram, but such are the times we live in.

Worried that a meteor will land on the theater?

a recurring bout of possibly concussion-related memory loss

It’s really not a difficult decision.

It’ll be a TikTok and then the phone explodes.

No matter how uncertain and absurd the world is from day to day, it’s nice to know that we can always count on some things, like extremely stupid moral panics.

Does she have the voice though?

I recently purchased and read through the digital editions of the complete Bloom County library. The only other comic strips I would want to do that with are Calvin & Hobbes and the Far Side.

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.

Lucy Cola

The trailer makes it pretty clear that this film is just a greasy handjob for the US military. Humanizing the [ethnic slur]s would just eat up valuable frames that could be used for exploding.

That’s your answer to everything.

“It is with heavy hearts that we announce an actor we like will appear in a show that we watch.”