As a 38-year-old living in my parents basement I just want to go on record saying I agree that no one should date me.

Thank you for doing your part to hold people who reprint press releases about upcoming entertainment to a higher journalistic standard.

Well you sort of have to tolerate it since she didn’t break the law. At the very least she certainly didn’t commit the manslaughter she was convicted of.

MoviePass has to go now. It’s needed on its home planet.

Man I hate to be the one to break this to you. Your parents just told you that you were raised on a farm because they didn’t have the heart to tell you that you were actually dead the whole time.

Nominally it’s about old video games, but he loses interest in that as a framing device after a few chapters. It’s mostly about an insufferable protagonist trapped in perpetual adolescence.

I’ve never seen GoT, but I have read Weiss’ novel and I can attest that he is not a good writer.

Fortunately I’m prepared for this. I have complete collections of both MAD and Cracked, as well as the occasional issue of Crazy.

The sum total of English contributions to world culture are malt vinegar and Stephen Fry. So they are on the plus side, but just barely.

Roman Mars has arguably the best voice in podcasting, but that is not what I pictured him looking like. I was thinking more along the lines of Peter Gallagher or Harry Connick Jr. Never meet your heroes, I guess.

I like where you’re going, but instead of Spider-Man, they can do an Astonishing Ant-Man movie with Bautista as the Grizzly.

Pop Network?

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/251866/theres-a-wetness-coming-from-my-pants

This seems like a good opportunity for me to continue ignoring the Office.

I didn’t really care for Columbus. Part of it is that I always go in thinking I’m going to like aimless tone-poem movies more than I actually do, and part of it is that I found Richardson’s character kind of annoying.

the year’s best meme

Great, now where am I supposed to post the patterns for my #lockherup bunk sock and “I am blind to hypocrisy” sleep mask?

Is it possible that maybe this folk hero is actually just an asshole?

The rule says no Homers. You’re allowed to have one.

Does Señor Spielbergo count as a one-joke character or is he more like 1.5?