I was at the supermarket yesterday — a day in 2019 — and I saw a dude wearing a Bring Back Firefly tshirt. #cantstopthesignal

“Now that the, uh, Chitauri are back in space, Doctor Banner, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.”

Entertainment awards don’t mean anything Michael. Ask your friend Matt Damon. If being married to one of the most beautiful women in the world and having a legendary career that includes the likes of Wall Street, Traffic, Falling Down, and Ant-Man haven’t made you happy, a Golden Snail or whatever the fuck they hand…

Of course people in the know on the LA mall scene know it’s all about the Westfield Topanga in Woodland Hills. The only mall I’ve ever been to that has both a Sears and a Cartier.

Counterpoint: X-Men Legends 2

the series now has the—frankly, dubious—honor of being the highest-rated show on IMDb

To be fair, Ultron’s plan would have cooled the climate significantly while simultaneously ending anthropogenic greenhouse emissions.

If you were sitting at home on top of a pile of Dawson money, what would you do with your day?

I had the same thought. They had the perfect title staring them right in the face, but they opted for something as instantly forgettable as Ad Astra.

Came here for this

The problem is nobody knew about the injured crew because they were all walking away from the explosion without looking back at it.

• Golden Girls

Considering that it will sit in my wallet for the next ten years I’d say that’s a pretty good price point.

Actually Penn has lost a lot of weight recently, so Gorka probably sees an opportunity to move into the coveted loudmouth fatso spot in the public sphere. At least Penn was entertaining.

Literally Good Bones

I’m afraid TWD may bear some responsibility for the heartbeat bill in the first place. After that episode where Lori gave birth to Judith in the prison and the Carl killed her conservatives were like “yes, this is the world we want.”

The Caulking Dead would be a good DIY Network spinoff.

That friend speaks my mind.

According to my Netflix rental history I saw Space Jail in 2012, but I have no memory of it whatsoever. I rated it two stars though, so that indicates that I did watch it all the way through.

Dammit Guy Pearce. Make Better Choices.