Fake or not, what kinda dip shit is proud of selling heroine. Heroine is a no mess around, hardcore, fuck your life drug.

Maybe you haven’t heard that ALF, like Elton John, is back—in pog form.

Does anyone else feel like this four-hour ass movie is the karmic justice Dowd deserves for hanging all those mediocre grades on perfectly fine mainstream movies?

Somebody alert the Root.

Two words: Jolee Motherfucking Bindo.

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So why did I get stuck with him?

The fuck is a Mikey Day?

I don’t drink alcohol and I have never found anything good to bring to a party. I always want to bring some alternative beverage so the host doesn’t have to worry about me, but even when I bring enough for other people I always end up dragging it back home with me.

Is that anything like speed holes?

Putting diced onions on a burger is a cry for help.

Pokemon is stupid.

oh yes.

Getting banned from Facebook doesn’t strike me as much of a punishment.

The closest I’ve ever been is seeing “9/11 was an Inside Job” bumper stickers on my commute home, with Jones blaring loudly out of the open windows. So there are definitely people buying his taint wipes and chicken milkshakes, if not his day-to-day claims.

I never got into Blink-182, but I’m not ashamed to admit from behind the anonymity of a pseudonym to an internet of people I’ll never meet that I kinda like Angels & Airwaves.

The worst part of this is that he’s going to reveal it again tomorrow.

Yes. Obviously a bad move, but considering it was the early 60s and Breakfast at Tiffany’s and Teahouse of the August Moon came out around the same time, I’m grading on a curve.

Sorry, why are we remaking West Side Story? They got it like 95% right the first time.

The crucial syllable accents and emphases of the language are notoriously difficult for non-speakers to fake their way through; the fact that Fiennes’ delivery not only carries notes of lilting dramatic understatement but is entirely intelligible without subtitles is a testament to the actor’s tremendous (and…