I can’t believe you stopped playing.

If you’re not sold on Trevor Noah, check out the Between the Scenes videos on the TDS YouTube channel. He’s very funny off-the-cuff as well as a great conversationalist and storyteller. Also his mom is secretly the star of the show.

I’m going out to buy cigarettes. I’ll be back soon.

This is what housing policy failure in a free market looks like.

What if you just put your phone in a consistent place when you’re not using it?

Maybe he was just under pressure.

“A liquid that you shouldn’t drive a car after you’ve had a few glasses of doesn’t sound like anything you should be drinking.”

He was the best-looking film critic of them all.

Civil asset forfeiture cases like this are a way for the state to shake people down without actually having to convict them of a crime. The government uses them because the burden of proof is the much lower ‘preponderance of evidence’, and because it basically strips people of their Fifth Amendment right against…

Seems like an objectively shitty thing to do.

I felt the same about Alan Young and the new Ducktales.

I feel bad for laughing at that.

Let’s pretend I’m not one of those guys who cares about audio quality and wonders why nobody talks to him at parties. How good is Tidal’s music suggestion algorithm? That’s what streaming services are for. That’s why I’ve stuck with Pandora for so many years and why I quit Spotify after six months.

And yet MST3k only gets six episodes for season two.

I guess it’s up to me to be the first person to say I’m looking forward to this.

Came here for this

What to Drink When You’re Trying to Eat Healthy

I unironically love the National Treasure movies, and I really hope Disney eventually gets around to filming NT3: the Legend of Hitler’s Gold.

Take out the part where they’re famous, and it’s not particularly cute to hear that a guy is giving dating advice to a teenager who is less than half his age.

I’m not clear what good these presidential alerts are supposed to do. What exactly am I supposed to do with the knowledge that a killer meteor or nuclear missile is on its way?