Yeah you can turn off the emergency and AMBER alerts, but carriers are not legally allowed to block presidential alerts. So if president Morgan Freeman sends out a text about SMOD, there’s no way to avoid it.

Trump aside, I wish there was a way to opt out of these presidential alerts like you can for the AMBER alerts and emergency alerts.

Yeah but the difference is that Clemens did it before he played the game.

Nothing against “Ain’t Got Rythm”, but here is a partial list of better Phineas & Ferb songs:

So once again he’s blaming other people for his problems, the problems in this case being Don Jr. and Eric.

nobody’s locking his kid in a cage and trying to deport him. Nobody’s trying to make his healthcare so expensive that he has no choice but to wait until he dies in excruciating pain. Nobody’s arresting him without a trial. Nobody’s throwing paper towels at him as he tries to put his life back together in the wake…

This is precisely why I strip DRM from my iTunes songs and Amazon eBooks and back them up on redundant HDs. And why I still buy movies on Blu-Ray.

Yep, sometimes they even update them right off of your device. For free!

I convert all of the music I buy on iTunes to DRM-free versions.

That’s probably not a great idea for Park. I mean the guys who trash talk Star Wars on reddit all day are probably ripped.

In the winter of 2016 I was stuck on the ramp from the 10 East to the 405 North in Los Angeles. Traffic was going absolutely nowhere, which was typical for the afternoon commute. But today was a little different, because a few cars behind me a young woman got out of her car and started dancing and singing about her…

If the other administration or representatives of it had kept going, had kept — you know, if the other group had won, I will tell you, that you would have, I think you’d have a GDP of less than zero.

Hey they had that one scene in season 4. They got Ethiopian food!

Labor Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat cat union gangsters?

It was definitely Clarkson, if for no other reason than give him something to rag on Hammond about for all of season 3.

Capitalism is about the market allocating economic resources in response to price signals to produce things that people want.

I’m not clear how something paid for by the government from money taken from taxpayers counts as a victory for capitalism.

Pretty close

Right, but once that message is out there, the audience will interpret it how they will, and there’s not much the artist can do to steer it.

If you want to control over the interpretive context of the things you do, maybe art isn’t the right business for you. And maybe earth isn’t the right planet.