It would be one thing if he said he were uncomfortable doing it because he thought it was gross or he didn’t know what he was doing. Then we could just shrug and feel bad for his wife.

You’re honestly going to claim that you weren’t horrified by David Schwimmer’s mustache?

The Force being for everyone as opposed to a select group of mostly men somehow dilutes the mythology.

So where’s the Stark Raving Hazelnuts?

Finally there’s a way I can pay a subscription fee to suck all the joy out of something I love by gamifying it.

I like the movies where Ben Foster plays a deeply damaged dude who’s barely keeping it together.

Then we’re stuck with the gorillas.

Wouldn’t thorough cooking kill the salmonella?

Does it work on HTML5 videos as well? Most video tube sites are moving their content in that direction.

How much sex trafficking was actually going on through craigslist?

I use a sacylic acid body wash a boar’s hair brush, and it not only makes my skin feel softer, but it also seems to reduce the incidence of acne on my face and scalp.

Yes, coolmanguy, everything stinks.

Who wants to be 90?

Yes, getting divorced on the web isn’t the most romantic choice,

Does a better deal mean you are no longer limited on how much you can contribute, and you no longer have to beg the government man to please let you have your own money back?

So what is the physical fix to kill the microphone?

Good job to the CPSC for getting the explicit informed consent of all of these patients to share their injuries with the general public. That must have taken quite a bit of careful explanation and persuasion.

Part XXXVII in Lifehacker’s series on how to normalize the security theater industrial complex by paying the government to add you to their biometric database. It’s not like you were using your constitutional rights after all.

Cheers to the time-travelling AV Club intern who visited the kids when they came of age and got their consent to publicize their personal information like that.