It’s just Adam Savage cosplaying as Ridley Scott.

I hope I never have to travel enough that paying the government to add me to their biometric database seems like a reasonable idea.

Those fish do not like being canned.

Protip: If you are weirded out by your phone keeping track of your movements without your specifically telling it to, you can turn this bug off by going to Settings > Privacy > Motion & Fitness and toggle off Fitness Tracking.

Same here. Between my car and my wireless headphones at work I spend about 10 hours a day connected to something Bluetooth.

The dictated signs are the best running gag in Bojack Horseman and be sure and put Bojack Horseman in italics no I don’t know how to do italics in Kinja just hit publish.

“leftover” rice?

Is it possible to start investment accounts without an IRA/401(k)? I’d like to avoid the paperwork and the contribution limits and the tax deferral games.

Does iTunes also sync this stuff when you save a backup on your computer rather than packacging your personal data for hackers?

Is that an actual thing?