With a name like Truly Young, she could skip college and go straight to Bond girl.

I find it amazing that the exec in charge of trust and ‘integrity’ for Facebook was the creator of the Onavo app - the app that is promoted to consumers as a data saving app, when in fact it is an app that tracks everything that a user does on their phone, giving Facebook incredible usage insights with which to make…

No, because this shows they get a very high degree of follower engagement. Which is good for advertising ; )

is that... a veggie peeler? that’s ruthless.

Of course, all this means is that underemployed tort lawyers everywhere are now scrambling to identify the originator of that particular meme so that they can sue FuckJerry.

Are you suggesting that guns are addictive and can ruin the user’s life or kill the user?

Why are companies like this allowed to retroactively rename things like this with false designations? Aren’t there laws against these types of things?

Apple? What? They use the exact same internals as every other PC, and are assembled in Chinese factories like everything else. They’re the textbook example of charging premiums based on only the name.

The lack of intermarry in trying to hold out an executive as “VP of Intermarry” for the sake of trying to mildly smooth over one bad story is deliciously poetic.

I’m just here to watch you get completely fucking owned for not knowing how subways work but pretending your opinion on them is great and important. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaactually, it shows they had no integrity to start with. They only changed his position title to VP of Integrity to appear like they’re taking this shit seriously believing no one would catch their duplicitous Public Relations gambit. And indeed, just about every publication was quick to report but not…

“Why must they be like this,” Hern asked of Facebook in a follow-up tweet.

Remember the days when you could tag the pictures on Gawker?  Because this one is ripe for the pickin’...

Pretty good strategy. A new VP of Integrity every day. “I was left with this mess by my predecessor, but integrity is our #1 priority and my goal is to start doing the right thing today.” Just issue that PR statement daily.

“What the hell is a VP of Integrity? “ It’s a position in the company  to place all blame on, so they protect the people really doing the nefarious work.

Can we figure out a way to personally bill Pai for this later?

Relax, only 30-60% of the ink was lost. The firmware prevents the truck from leaking the rest in order to force customers to buy more.

I’m sure it only cost the company a gazillion dollars in profit — the actual ink itself was only worth about $100.

There are examples of Apple cheaping out on a product after the market is established, as well. Bendy iPhones, anyone?

“kept the quality and charged enough to pay for it. Seems to have worked out for Apple.”