In 2011 people didn’t understand the point of the Samsung Galaxy Note neither. People said it was too big and looked ridiculous while holding to your ear, some even said that 4" is the biggest that we can ever have due to the physical size of human hands. Fast forward to 2019 basically every phone is influenced by the…

Honestly I find that not giving a shit about being high is the most likely way for people to think I’m sober.  

“Sorry Im a germaphobe”

Yes. Not only show up for your interview hung over, but do so from day one after you start your new job. People just assume you always look like shit :)

OK pseudoscience like this needs to stop.
This is why dumbasses think Aliens have visited us, and angels are real.

Correlation does not imply causation.

Look - The great megalithic monuments of the world are Stone. They are not conglomerations of precisely controlled densities of concrete. They were big. They were heavy.…

So you’re saying the whole ganguro thing in Japan was Japanese people making fun of black people? when considering it was a fad due to young Japanese girls thinking that it’s cool to be black?

My understanding of “blackface” is that it was the practice of painting your face obscenely dark and then intentionally putting stark light highlighting around the mouth to overly exaggerate characteristics...

“If you are not a person of color (and I am not), it is not your place to say that something pertaining directly to people of color is not racist or hurtful.”

What you are saying sounds a lot like western culture in it’s sensitivity towards this topic is superior to Lithuanian culture, and she as a minority there are only 3 million Lithuanians should follow American values/rules?

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…

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Great. A National Law for regulating computational process, yet there is one for Kinder Eggs but not an assault rifle? There is a reason most of us do not head south of the 49th anymore..........

Does this count the RIAA/MPAA sending Notices to anything and everything??

Aside from plain faster write speeds not much that can be done. If I speak a sentence to you, you start to write it down, then I yank the paper 2 seconds later there’s not much that can be done aside from you writing faster.

Also, the villain realizes he’s been compromised because he sees a pop up on his desk top reminding him to properly eject his USB drive next time.

I’d like to see a spy movie where the main character infiltrates the evil organization’s headquarters, gains access to the villain’s office and accesses his laptop, plugs in the USB drive and starts copying the secret plans, the camera zooming in on the incredibly-slowly-filling progress bar as the villain is heard to…

Dogs also taste good, so that’s another use. 

Any cat owner will tell you it’s not if they know their own name, it’s if they give enough of a fuck to acknowledge you. (I conferred with my 11 y/o semi feral now fat house cat and she confirms this is correct.) 

A Senior Reviews Editor who can’t spot the difference between a serial port and a VGA port.

“How dare you condemn Italian fascism? Whatabout America’s use of nuclear bombs, oppression of blacks, and genocide of indigenous peoples?!?” said the very smart brain genius to a Canadian.