Shit gets complicated if someone asks you for a drag because theirs has run out or because they like trying out different vape flavors.

Pro tip (not really, I don’t get paid to do or say this shit): If you ever need to perk up real fast, like you suddenly remembered you had an appointment or was summoned to a last-minute square social gathering where people will address you and expect decent, non-baked responses, an emergency fix involves two main…

Because surely a Lithuanian cosplayer is seeking to offend black Americans when she puts on make-up.

Correction: any Google search. And annoy the do!

What, no douche nozzle?

What, no douche nozzle?

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

You’re severely overestimating the skills of dead stunt drivers. Their reflexes tend to be glacially slow!

“Retaliation, witnesses say, after the two girls got into a fight over cigarettes”

That’s such an amazingly good version I often find myself mumbling it to myself when absent minded. Alanis rocks, pun intended or not, it doesn’t matter.

Counterpoint: It’s awesome and perfect for rage listening, whether or not followed by full-lung singing along, to this day. Any differing opinion is blasphemy.

I’m officially appalled by how many otherwise smart commenters in this thread are completely ignoring that the cars will ride on a kind of sled and not be driven in the tunnel.

His late what?

Chalk me up as another one who thinks $10 per night per person is an absurd. Sure, you can do that, but it’s kinda willingly overpaying. What’s that, an iHotel from Apple?

Also fact: So does just about everything else that is pleasurable in this world.

Researchers at Harvard’s T.H. Chan School of Public Health have found that sugar-sweetened beverages (SSBs) contribute to a higher risk of early death from “any cause”:

The odds of catastrophic failure due to sudden pressure being exerted on the battery drops dramatically. Unless I get too happy.

The odds of catastrophic failure due to sudden pressure being exerted on the battery drops dramatically. Unless I…

What if they change the case?

What if they change the case?

Keep a lithium battery in my back pocket.

Keep a lithium battery in my back pocket.

Phenomena is the plural of phenomenon.

For one, because they’ve have to deal with this kind of questioning for decades so, at the very least, they know a bit of how the enemy thinks.