Shit gets complicated if someone asks you for a drag because theirs has run out or because they like trying out different vape flavors.

Pro tip (not really, I don’t get paid to do or say this shit): If you ever need to perk up real fast, like you suddenly remembered you had an appointment or was summoned to a last-minute square social gathering where people will address you and expect decent, non-baked responses, an emergency fix involves two main…

Because surely a Lithuanian cosplayer is seeking to offend black Americans when she puts on make-up.

Veritassium did a good job of explaining how the theory goes for what we would see of a black hole in a video yesterday and an amazing analysis of the actual image today:

I would.

All right, so where’s the actual news?

That was it, in case you missed.

No, I don’t. I misread the units and overreacted based on countless others snafus by George, so, while I was in fact wrong, it was based on a knee-jerk reaction out of habit of seeing the guy fucking up so many times. At least I don’t get paid to do this.

Innovation is the name of my game.

Thanks! You’re so useful I feel like hiring you just to sit pretty!

Thanks for the advice, but I’ll make a point of being an ass --in either sense of the word -- as much as I please.

I could swear I had read km/h in there.

Damn, I haven’t seen the comment section pulling its collective panties up in a bunch so hard ever since the latest report on hellish working conditions at Amazon!

Delusional much?

When I make a purchase in dollars using a credit card, I will be charged a known amount that’s not based on sheer speculation and backed by proper means to assure its actual value -- not to mention guarantees that my balance is recoverable in case of a hack and a myriad of other such protections. Visa or Mastercard…

You’re pretty naive if you manage to use “India” and “clean up your mess” in the same sentence. I mean, have you ever even seen a typical city over there? Pigs aren’t as filthy!

speeds approaching 7.8 kilometers per second, or 17,500 miles per hour

So the image caption was updated to say “Which, okay, serial ports are probably good in an enterprise setting” while still ignoring that’s a fucking VGA port instead of a serial one!

Fuck, the cryptocrowd sure gets rowdy at any reporting of their beloved borderline scam investments! Even more so than Apple fanboys, apparently, judging from the fervor with which they defend their immaterial pyram... er... virtual currencies.

Bitcoin is so rife with scam artists that Google and Facebook banned cryptocurrency advertisements on their platforms last year. Facebook said it had taken the action because cryptocurrencies were, “frequently associated with misleading or deceptive promotional practices.”