Even water. 12 cans is way over the recommended water intake unless you’re a top athlete or something.

She should be hung from her left-foot big toe for cultural appropriation! How dare a pianist with slanted eyes play the works of the great German genius Beethoven?! Besides, I’m sure she eats her sauerkraut temaki using a fork, which was invented by the Romans, so of course she’s mocking and ridiculing their culture…

His Greek what?

Sure there is cultural appropriation, but

If you’re being honest at all about “cultural appropriation,” you gotta shoot down the idea asap.

If you’re being honest at all about “cultural appropriation,” you gotta shoot down the idea asap.

Than it’d be a sucking sale!

Awesome, you back up a BS concept with a BS argument and a BS video.

Well, if someone actually believes liking a certain culture and using elements of it in fashion/music/tattoos/whatever has been construed as the mortal sin of “cultural appropriation” (quotation marks warranted to refer to a fictitious, non-existent concept), of course it’s the duty of those same people to feel the…

I appreciate your transparency. Feel free to incriminate yourself in increasingly more detailed descriptions for our amusement.

That’s because the kittens are all on an IV drip.

Even rarer is the O face, which players can’t see because it only appears while the Doomguy is alone in the bathroom.

I’ll take your word for it.

Counterpoint: You’re a fanboy sucking up to a fruit company for the only reason that all of their phones have the same messaging app and there’s no actual mess in Android other than no such universal app — that is, only if you live in the USA since elsewhere even iPhone owners use third-party apps — and it’s iPhone…

Or got a match on Tinder.

I’ve fallen asleep mid-turn and woke up hitting the inside curb after the turn ended and I kept turning. He could very well have fallen asleep and jerked the wheel just enough — though I’m on team smartphone as the likely cause of this.

Talk to him about not overtaking in clearly wrong spots, particularly if a semi is approaching in the other direction. And to leave his phone alone when driving -- not saying this is what happened here, but, hey, it can’t hurt to give him good advice.

So you’re saying Lifehacker’s teleprompter operator has just lost their job to automation?

So you’re saying Lifehacker’s teleprompter operator has just lost their job to automation?

So you can know you really own a dog instead of an iguana?