But, but but... everything Apple is easy and intuitive! 

Say what?! You can’t immediately choose the exact time of a calendar on the native iOS app?? bwhahahahahahahaha And Apple fanboys (and fangirls, and fanbis, and fantrans, no restrictions here) still insist it’s more intuitive and practical than Android!

So you’re also an egotistical douche, I see.

What would you expect from a belief system that preaches every single human is born with a horrible sin because Jesus was crucified by Romans or some shit like that and that a child will forever burn in suffering on the devil’s lap in hell if they dare to die during labor or any time prior to being baptized?

What would you expect from a belief system that preaches every single human is born with a horrible sin because Jesus was crucified by Romans or some shit like that and that a child will forever burn in suffering on the devil’s lap in hell if they dare to die during labor or any time prior to being baptized?

PLEASE do it. But do it even if nobody touches the subject, initiate the conversation and keep on it despite aunt Carrie’s mean looks and grandpa Joel’s attempts to switch the talk back to football and go on until either they agree both are equally stupid (or that we have no right to criticize Muslim women’s attire)…

Don’t you know that a righteous man will only do any harm after being tempted by those evil women with their siren wombs and devilish provocations? I mean, of course Anna’s father would not have raped her at 6 years old if she hadn’t been such a harlot and asked for it, amirite?

I may or may not have tried this. Just in case.

Regular motorcycle wheels and tires, according to the video.

Plus Juno got gravity assist. Not fair to other unassisted spacecraft out there!

That’s why you should take the Pacific route.

Sad thing is they get you all aroused with the groping and then leave you hanging. They at least could have a closet for a quick pat down with happy ending to make flying less stressful.

You know it’s for pron, just admit it.

You know it’s for pron, just admit it.

Passenger wait times for security screening could increase, the TSA acknowledged, but so far, they remain “within TSA standards.”

Or do it exactly the same and blame it on the other guys!

Because banks need cash to give to pensioners who want to withdraw.

A commando is an elite light infantry or special forces soldier, trained for quick raid operations. Commando is also an alternate term for military special forces.

Except it wouldn’t be an Oxford comma, which only applies to list of three elements of more.

That’s why it would be a sequel.

Even a nevermind?