Papa John, however, had his whole head stuck up his ass.

The wind in question was a fart.

The best part is there are not strings attached.

That kind of sympathy is hilariously on point.

“Put it on YouTube! I could give a fuck about YouTube!”

If not entirely proper, at least it’s universally adopted.

You didn’t understand the message. It meant the driver is the fuck of USA.

I do believe in letting kids be kids. They need to learn by themselves how the world works and how to make and deal with their own choices, which is why tight leashes often backfire by not letting they rack up proper life experience.

Wow, talk about being triggered by yourself.

Dunno if you’re a real MD, but your text comprehension skills are top notch!

Or seizure.

So... a subway?

I’d buy that for a dollar!

It is when, in their crooked minds, magatics the Clintons are the evilest of all evil and have of course done much worse to no public scrutiny should be locked up because Agent Orange has told them so.

It is when, in their crooked minds, magatics the Clintons are the evilest of all evil and have of course done much worse to no public scrutiny should be locked up because Agent Orange has told them so.

Unfortunately, it’s so very easy for Drumpf to spin this as “Of course I’d do my best to make ISIS bankrupt so those brown towelheads will not harm America” — of course, ignoring the bit where he’d have founded ISIS — that I can’t even laugh as much as I should at this.

Boys will be boys, right? Even when they’re senior citizens who barge into changing rooms during pageants, boast about grabbing women by the pussy, campaign for office based on principles directly opposed to everything the constitution stands for — and maintain said principles once in office, put children in cages,…

presumably to prevent the spread of their genetic inability to stop themselves from grifting.

As a lying fuck who will lick a fascist’s balls instead of having the dignity of quitting her shameful position of spinning bullshit as if it were a windmill?

I’m terribly sorry to say that — and I assure you it’s with no irony whatsoever — the United States has long been seen as bloodthirsty tyrants abroad, only more subtly so. Invading countries for made-up reasons, unbridled espionage, caging children and straight-up hatred and racism in everyday politics are just the…