So your toilet is clogged and there’s shit floating everywhere. Ideally, your house would be clean, but people in the real world make messes they’re not supposed to. So maybe you should just shit in the kitchen sink now that you’re better informed.

Because the answer to any public health issue pertaining to substance abuse and addiction is to just ignore it because you can’t make it go away anyway.

Ouch.

Because that’s the part that matters in his argument.

*major eyeroll*

You keep trying to justify the fact the tellers were racist as fuck. Are you feeling ill or are you always that thick?

interact with the communities we have the privilege of serving.

That is IF the car is able to climb a hill at all, let alone at high speed.

Of all the awesome writers I admire, Jason was way down on the list of those who’d mistake “whose” by “whose.”

Investigations must get to the heart of this matter.

JackAtakk and misses!

JackAtakk and misses!

Fix your shit, PETA, or fuck off.

Probably on himself. Yuck

Kinda like the “Oh, hey, yeah, there you are, unfortunately, here, let me shake your hand out of pure social convention because I’m actually disgusted by your presence and was fancying totally ignoring it, but I’d rather not make a scene that will embarrass others, so let me comply” type of acknowledgement typically…

So, just for kicks, I went to Tumblr and searched for “porn.” The response? A blank page reading “This? Here? Yeah, nothing.”

I’m so outraged by the fact Tumblr is banning porn that I’ll post a rant to all my Google+ circles ASAP! I might even share it to MySpace to really reach an audience!

1776.

Twitch prohibits and severely punishes male nipples too, if that gives you any comfort.

FTFY.

I read it as Sick Cult and was puzzled for a moment...