Oh, man — just thinking about that one makes me wanna fart.

This plays into my desire to create a meme claiming that Gary from Are You Afraid of the Dark was played by Justin Trudeau, because I’m convinced Americans would believe it and share it on Facebook without checking..

gimme a ginger president. But also we can have candidates who aren’t related to prior candidates.

The whole “Democrats are hypocrites” thing is so stupid. We spoke out against Trump, and are now also speaking out against the Hollywood abusers. Meanwhile, they are speaking out against the Hollywood abusers but not against the abusers in their own party, yet we are the hypocrites. It makes no goddamn sense.

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

Which actually makes him the very definition of “pro-CHOICE.” People seem to forget that being personally opposed to abortion doesn’t make you anti-choice, as long as you aren’t pushing that opposition onto others. If we start labeling people anti-choice when they’re only saying they personally wouldn’t have or want…

Trump’s election finally got me into serious activism (first time post-college). I started showing up, keeping a low profile, and listening more than I talked. I wanted to defer to the people in charge because, y’know, clearly they had more experience than me.

I was literally on the edge of my seat here. Please, take a star.

Rational self-interest told him to.

Sometimes when you stare into the void, the void thinks Santa just is white.

Oh, do not mistake me — I love all forms of punctuation. But I feel the comma is underused, especially in situations where there are long parenthetical sentences — or anywhere, really — where the reader might need a little pause, a chance to collect their thoughts.... 

Corruption and evasion of civic duty (literally) in the Trump administration????

Yep. I was a strictly weekender for years. When the election happened, I just started slipping into every other day...and then slowly but surely every day. All of the things I knew about drinking (you never get good sleep without a day off, every day you don’t drink you feel better ect..) just fell by the wayside.

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

I’ve met a number of legal (though definitely not age-appropriate) aged men in Annapolis, where the show filmed, who laugh about how much he chases younger dudes. The man has no shame. Still, 14 is way different than 18.

Put it in fucking Detroit. The costs there are already low enough to entice a cheap ass like Bezos and a gigantic pile of middle class jobs would probably go a long way to helping the city recover.

I rewatched Buffy not too long ago and Xander really is the worst.

IRK! Even at the height of the “Mission accomplished” shenanigans I never thought he wasn’t human or it didn’t weigh on his conscious, and I’d like to believe that current quiet Bush has grown as a person because of his sins and become a better man.

Trump, just does not give a shit.

GW Bush spends a fair amount of time to this day with troops and their families. All unreported. And I admire him for that. 2017 is truly a weird year.