But if a tweet firing you falls in the forest, and you’ve already turned the forest into a strip mine, are you really even fired?

So so much this.

You are blessed Former Catholic child, to have been spared the blood-curdling horror that was Freedom, a book so terrible it made me angry 4,784 times. (p.s. I too am a former Hoosier. It never goes away, that one.)

Ditto! I also feel the same way about Jonathan Franzen.

Friends! We are only weakening ourselves by quibbling!

Oh now, don’t exaggerate— it’s maybe half of the conservatives who still act like Obama’s in power. The other half is working tirelessly to impeach President Hillary Clinton. XD

Hey, friendly reminder.

Obligatory:

This is a good rule of thumb (and also the one I use to decide whether to tell someone about a wardrobe malfunction) - skirt tucked into tights? yes, tell them. lettuce in teeth? yes, tell them. leggings are actually kinda see-thru? they can’t fix it in the moment, don’t tell them.

I think SHS was less upset about being compared to Aunt Lydia and MORE upset that she wasn’t being compared to Leni Riefenstahl.

I know there was no chance, but I would have loved to hear her talk about The Leftovers, the greatest show ever made (IMO).

If I ever saw Kayne in the street I would trip him over but simultaneously you’ll need to pry my 808s out of my cold dead hands.

That’s a great idea. I think the election should have proved to us how well people can actually tune out the news, to the point of avoiding it altogether. This is a really beautiful and smart way to both honor the victims and make some folks pay attention to the ever growing numbers of victims.

Pretty rude but then Clinton is a public figure so the order in which she lists her roles might matter or mean something to more than just this writer.

And the school shooting in Ocala, Fl, was stopped the other day by a middle-aged teacher who — get this — talked the shooter down.

Its a beautiful film in my opinion. And Julianne Moore is in it!

also didn’t hate it. i’ll say that maybe TF needs to keep doing fashion rather than directing, but it was beautiful nonetheless.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

It is dad-gum strange, if you ask me.