I had a vasectomy after the second. Anybody with more than two is certifiable.

My almost 11-year-old crept into my bed at about 2 this morning. And last Sunday at about 6:30 AM, I woke to the sound of my 8-year-old and 6-year-old sliding headfirst down the stairs in penguin costumes (you know, like how penguins slide down icy snowbanks. The eight-year-old has rug burn on his face, but no…

I don’t think Colin Firth has aged particularly well either

I admit to being a Skin-So-Soft junkie. The bath oil smells fantastic, and absolutely lives up to it’s name. And the bubble bath can be sold all on it’s own merit. y in office Avon rep quit selling, so now I have to buy it on the internet, but I still love it.

From single mom to single mom - you’re a superhero. Fuck all those assholes. Way to model being a hardworking feminist badass for your very lucky kid.

Yeah - I’m going to disagree with Jerry - Neanderthal on this one, but admitting that being a young teenager didn’t make me the most cognizant. I think whoever was in that term was going to face the fallout of Reagan economics and the results of the market crash of 1987. I’m not saying he was our best president, nor…

I utterly didn’t understand what the problem was because I am not nearly Irish enough and I also don’t do St. Patrick’s Amateur Night— but this tweet reaction cleared it up for me.

I’m being a total bitch as I write this

I love marzipan ANYTHING.

Lochte wishes he was as hot as Jonny Lee Miller. I’ve always thought Angelina Jolie was crazy for divorcing him.

“We would never tell mom implicitly when to start,” he said.

Using this every chance I get because I love it dearly

Indiana is Chicago in the northwest corner, moderate to liberal Indianapolis in the middle, college towns in West Lafayette and Bloomington, and Kentucky everywhere else.

She does orchestrate the death of a whole slew of people. I get that she’s hurting, but mass murder is rarely the answer. Ice cream. Or drinking.

How is Ryan Reynolds “really weird taste in men”?

I’m usually not the touchy feely type, but, wow, you’re amazing, truly.

yeah so i’m from indiana, where johnny cougar is from. and i dated a boy who was related to him.

Yes he was, but “seasoned Keanu” is magical.

Do you think it’s possible to be a feminist and not devote every action of your life to feminism?

Many of my childhood friends were like you. My family was much more secure in comparison- we had secondhand clothes and a tiny rental, but we always had a car and never went hungry, even when my dad was laid off from his teaching job.