4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

That’s fake news. Trump loves black people-- he’s been told there is no bigger fan of black people than he is. In fact, Queen Latifah is scheduling a meeting between him and the CBC right now.

You’ve got a point there! Nobody could do that “crypt keeper in drag purchased at Value Village three days into its closing sale” like Paulson!

The appearance of Anna Wintour and the designers making fun of themselves turned me off in the second one. They’re supposed to be the butt of the jokes not in on them!

I stand humbly corrected. You would have been well-justified in stealing the asshole’s car at that point.

Maybe Twitler and the Idiots are more inept than what Putin thought he was getting.

He’s aging so damn well. I remember totally hot for him in First Wives Club. And he had like a minute of screen time.

Being an evil shit bag seems to get you really far, really fast in life. I just wanna be a damn librarian and can barely pay my bills.

I respect your hustle.

Long Island is filled with families like this: blue-collar nouveau riche. The groom’s father is a plumber-done-good story. Making threats like he’s a Mafia don is almost a requirement for living in some towns.

is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump

More racists than we thought, but not more than we can fight.

Um, yeah. Sears is good for home appliances. They will repair anything that they’ve sold there.

Hampden is weird. There’s a lot of ‘hipsters’ and cool thrift stores and weird boutiques and bougie new farm-to-table restaurants that would fit in in Williamsburg but there’s also a giant Royal Farms and people who probably fit the ‘racist city-hicks’ description.

If you’re interested in knowing (at least partially) why that’s the case, there’s a really good book called Not In My Neighborhood that talks about how Baltimore became so racially segregated with redlining and blockbusting, etc.

I will not stand for this disrespect of Old Bay.

You would be too, if you couldn’t grasp a handrail.

For the record - mother teresa was a sadist who believed that the poor were meant to suffer in the name of Christ. She withheld pain medication to the most desperate to fulfill her own views of serving god. She also baptised the dying regardless of their religion or preferences, and accepted money from an embezzler.

Republicans will no doubt prove what spineless shells of humans they are and vote DeVos in. Party over Country. Money over Children.

Was he into feminism or did he just want you to be safe?