I thought of it as a Bowie tribute of sorts and got all teary-eyed. Then spent the rest of the weekend singing “’cause I’m SHINY” at the top of my lungs and making up the rest of the lyrics as I went.

According to Jeopardy? According to McCrindle Research, Time, Pricewaterhousecooper, Edelman Berland, GAllup, Eventbrite, Dale Carnegie, and MSW Research, the timeframe is 1980-1995/6.

Galley kitchens are so functional for cooking! In my mom’s bigass open kitchen you have to walk around an island with boiling pasta pots to get to the sink. It’s ridiculous

Right? I’m basically at the point where I’m going to have to invite Cory Booker to my daughter’s bat mitzvah, we’re that close.

My name is Alexander Hamilton....Zombie Alexander Hamilton

It’s a sin The Paradise didn’t continue! I adored that show.

#notmydarcybutwould

Can we just have ONE honest paper be like FUCK YOU TRUMP as the headline... and then list every single thing hes lied about and update it weekly!? I’d much rather see someone go against this mother fucker then bow down.

Ah. People who listen to Classicalish because it makes them feel smart. Those people are just great.

honestly? because it’s a country that treats immigrants terribly. ISIS depends on western nations treating Muslims bad, because that’s how they recruit. Most Muslims would never, but after 10+ years of being spat upon, suddenly ISIS begins to look good. So ISIS preys on nations that treat Muslims bad, in order to spur…

I hate everything that is happening, and I really hate that Obama has to be gracious and helpful to Trump not for Trump, but for the good of the entire god damn world. Trump and his team have said the most horrible things about Obama and his family. I would watch Trump have a nervous breakdown and savour their slow…

I’m currently feuding with Linds over something I did when I was 6 and he still uses as a cute story of how he’s for the people. I usually run into him once a year at a friend’s uncle’s insane Christmas party and he is holding up his end of the feud by loudly telling the story any time I get remotely near him.

Lindsey Graham is as gay as Junebug in July and I’m here for it.

Oh God, now I’m picturing him dishing at the Hominy Grill. Thanks for that!

I think we actually agree. NPR is not the same as HuffPost or Breitbart. I think American’s are complicit in conflating media with journalism. We have legitimized infotainment in a way that allows Breitbart to succeed. And they can and will use that hypocrisy to their benefit in these interviews.

I’m old enough to do that to a whole bunch of political big scary situations. A chunk of the cold war, the end of Vietnam, the dissolution (spelling) of my government, Reagan, the first gulf war, when I really thought we’d start world war tthre, the WTC and now this.  The looking back is nice, the telling the young…

So... I was thinking today about how Megyn Kelly said he called his Twitter “my beautiful twitter.” How can we get the bey-hive to give him a twitter attack? it would drive him CRAZY to ruin his masterpiece....

Why oh why is there always, always a shitty brother-in-law. Everyone has one! Especially when it comes to politics.

So, just got here and reading all of yesterday’s headlines. Horrow on top of horror on top of horror. It’s like a turducken of terror.

I know my family actually did. I don’t intend to keep in contact with them.