I am reading all of these posts trying to figure out how to feel, and I think this may be close to it. I can’t for one second believe that Brad Pitt is the ringleader of a pedophile ring. I hope I am wrong. Is it a stretch to say that she is such a master media manipulator that she timed this so that people would…

I met Annette and Warren at a party once (I am eye-rolling myself for using a sentence like that, I assure you) and they were like those friends of your parents who have been married for decades and decades who still touch each other’s shoulders when they’re talking and tease each other about needing reading glasses.…

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

You seriously think an ex-boyfriend having and monitoring security cameras around his ex-girlfriend’s home -- when she is married to someone else and they are definitely broken up -- is a normal, fine thing?

Security cameras? That’s an extra level of gross.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I think it’s moot, since the company running the monitors acknowledges that they don’t work in a way that would have protected her; the murderer was only 6 miles away and the monitors don’t signal right away when they’re broken. Basically, the judge didn’t understand the limitations of the monitors and probably…

Mom, I’m just going to TALK to her. Tell her how SORRY I am and make her see how much I LOVE her. — bet that’s why mom really didn’t call the police.

Of course not. He is her delicate baby boy.

“before handing his mother the ankle bracelet that he had cut off”

Personal assistant? I get that you’re being provocative and shit, but that’s an overwhelmingly eye-rolling bit of nonsense you’re trying out.

Or he is just an huge, narcissistic asshole who thinks he is entitled to whatever pleasure is in front of him. I’m pretty sure if his wife was a plain looking woman who had a normal job and stayed in the background, he would still be looking for strange in all the wrong places.

The minute I heard this on the radio and I yelled out “FINALLY!” in my quiet ass office.

Though that’s probably more polite than what my college roommate did to me. He’d wait until he thought I was asleep and then start banging his GF. I’m on the top bunk, mind you, and one night I wake to a bunch of grunting and moaning directly beneath me. We also shared a wall with the RA, and the next morning he came…

My former attention whore roommate once came home from a date with a guy, and gave me no forewarning. No big deal, our bedrooms were on other sides of the apartment. But I happened to be out in the living room when she came in. Her BR was off the living room. I was watching an episode of The Office and finishing a…

My college roommate’s girlfriend ended up basically living in our room because her roommate was homophobic. Which was fine, except when they kept getting it on when I was in the room. Shared room. Small, shared college dorm room. I was barely ever in the room, but goddammit, they found a way to get it on whenever I…

My freshman roommate had a long distance boyfriend that year (side note: she ended up marrying the guy that I had a MASSIVE crush on, so there’s still a lot of bitterness all around). He would come into town on occasion, and I was generally cool about just spending the weekend with friends. She’d always give me a…

My freshman year roommate was the WORST with sexiling me constantly. I was cool at first, but she kept kicking me out on like Tuesday nights even though I had an 8am class the next day and nowhere to go. I finally grew a backbone and said no one night...then woke up to her gigantic football player fuck buddy banging…