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Fuuuuuuck this. Hearing about Michael Phelps medaling isn’t even news anymore, and yet they have to detract from Simone Manuel’s historic win by mentioning him? The correction isn’t much better - she deserves her own headline!!! She deserves her own headline, but even the fact that it was a gold medal tie is more

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

Point of clarification that even ABC made: This was not “Obama’s Town Hall.” ABC planned this event, asked the President to come, and he accepted. I think ABC is solely to blame re: the ordering of questions, etc.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

It’s People. She should have written a worse novel.

Imagine being one of Jennifer Garner’s friends right now. “You’re getting back together?....Congrats.” I would have a really, really difficult time pretending to be happy about the news.

the moment where I didn’t realize there was a black man cropped out of this picture and thought it was the hand of Jennifer Garner will surely be the best part of my day today.

I have yet to find thigh highs that get anywhere NEAR my thighs—they’re all over the knee grandma support hose on me. Who are these human corgis these things are designed for?

That Gun Rights activist woman who was shot a couple of months ago by her toddler is another example of this.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

Yes, but you have to be SO CAREFUL about your movements. Ever have that rubbery stuff pull against your skin? Motherfucker, that hurts.

girl, you got some magic thighs

When I had to take ambien I had to start putting my phone in another room. One night I was texting my gf who was downstairs watching tv with some friends that bats were in the bedroom attacking me. I woke up to about 200 pictures of blank walls I took in the dark of “the bats” and some weird Instagram posts. That's

She’s also so Canadian:

Call child protective services? What you’ve witnessed is more than reason to do so. In some places abusing and animal in front of a child can be prosecuted as child abuse.

I’m pretty sure the school foisted me off so they didn’t have to bother fighting racism. I couldn’t tell you for sure. Last year I had an opportunity to work for a museum that focused on african-american history, and I was very excited just because I can’t imagine how different my life would be if there was any system

Lawrence L. Germer, the owner of the property where the students went on the trip and a defendant in the suit, said, “From any perspective, it’s sad because the little girl got hurt.” But he added that her injuries were the result of “terrible, bad luck” and that the lawsuit misrepresented what had happened.

Someone on Twitter yesterday (I cannot remember their name, sorry, but if it comes to me I’ll update my comment) said these pictures look like a doting grandson taking Nana to the beach for the last time.

Right? I feel so much second hand embarrassment looking at those pictures.