@twoeightnine: Whaaaa? That's just crazy talk!

@Batmanuel: Hilarious, but that audience sucks ass.

@formergr: These guys at MSU were armed and it got just as unruly (if not more so in my opinion) than the student protests in the UK.

@formergr: Ugh, trying again

@lazaruspryor: This is the scene at Michigan State University after a football game.

@lazaruspryor: Wait, England's burning to the ground? Well crap, I better call my parents over there and see if they're okay. It's odd that the news isn't carrying anything about this either.

@thefanmyj: Except the AA model also encourages recovering addicts to leave the "0ld" friends who used behind so as to reduce temptation. So one of the reasons it works is exactly why Nicole probably shouldn't start hanging with Lindsay any time soon.

@Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.: You really think an innocent undocumented immigrant, runaway, or a prostitute is going to feel comfortable reporting an inappropriate tasering? What about a homeless person who might be mentally ill, or someone with limited literacy skills, or English as a second language (whether they are…

@plmyshkin: You don't, that's the point. (is what the instructor was saying, not me of course!)

@Henry H. Lightcap: Oooh, crafty, good point! So I must add 'paraphrase' to the list between 'smartphone' and 'profit!'.

It sounds like he or she hadn't even received the $1000 bonus yet— bummer. I'm guessing they were dumb enough to use their work account and/or computer to leak the information if Google was able to identify them so quickly.

@CJinSD: The above is our best and brightest? Shit, we're screwed.

@ringer81: Yesterday's headlines were all "grabbed 2 beers, popped an emergency slide on a commercial plane and quit his job in the most spectacular fashion imaginable".

@ps61318: But you have to live near Avon, Ohio to work there, so there is that.

@jia683: Grandpa?

@Ab of Dab: You said (emphasis added), "And besides, people with eating disorders (eating 'junk' instead of Holy Healthy Food isn't going to turn a thin person fat) need therapy and compassion, not lap bands. "

@BeefFajitas: Um, since we all know dolphins are just gay sharks, I'm offended by your heteronormative and homophobic statement.

@SpacePolly: It actually is that hard to find clothes that fit when you're particularly tall, especially if you're a smaller size.