As someone who has always been vaguely irritated by this show (and was thusly bitter that I missed out on girlfriends' viewing get-togethers), this is hilarious!

@applebrown-betty: And sometimes employees need to better manage their privacy settings.

@shaken.not.stirred: It actually happens fairly often, unfortunately...

@emmajeanbarker: I think, especially as a lawyer, it would get complicated very quickly for her to keep working. Just all of the potential conflicts of interests would make it very hard...

@Gretchen: Ah, shoot, didn't think that this would likely be upsetting to hear after the fact. Who knows how widespread this really is...most burglars I'd imagine might be more interested in getting in and out without getting caught to fuss around with food and toothbrushes.

@Gretchen: A friend of mine got robbed, and the cop who came out told her to throw away her toothbrush and any open jars, etc of food in her fridge. Because apparently some burglars will do some narsty, narsty things to these items. Ugh.

@Staceymonkey: There's a difference between being shit-faced, completely drunk, and being shit-faced, breaking property, telling an adult owner of a facility to f-off when she walks in on you having sex in a storeroom, shitting and smearing it on a building outside, and breaking vases, statues, etc.

@ParkPlace: Sometimes those are the breaks, though. Just because no one else was caught, doesn't mean the sorority should be let off the hook, or that their behavior was okay— as my mother always said, "if your friend X jumped off a bridge, would you do it too??".

@cool_as_KimDeal: Seriously. And the girls have feminine purple helmets, and the boys have manly blue. Whew!

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: My sister and her husband found my nephew one in the trash, too. Her husband was driving home literally two days after he'd begged for one (not a chance in hell they were going to spend money on one), and there it was, sitting at the side of the road with other big trash items.

@BuffyBot: Natural yogurt is great! (without any crappy "fruit" or corn syrup or anything added to it). Generally the Faje greek yogurt or even plain Activia work well for me.

@blametheredline: Morphine and other prescription pain killers are infamous for causing terrible constipation. Though I agree with your guess that maybe it was a vicious circle...

@BertonEggo: It probably has everything to do with an individual boy who has been told his entire life that he is entitled to special treatment and consideration and is therefore, not accountable for his actions.

Ugh, I don't think I'd even lose weight on baby food, because since it's not solid I'd probably never feel full and would just eat more than I'm supposed to. The same thing happens with smoothies—a high-calorie smoothie (because of all the sugar) fills me up way less than eating a sensible salad or a bunch of veggies…

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: Ha! My mom used to sing that song to me while bouncing me on her knees. I lurved it.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: Yes, oh my goodness!

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: My mom is German and I spent summer vacations there as a kid and speak the language, so it's not too impressive! :)

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: Adolphus.

Add me to the Charlie Chaplin column— she's a performer, has done acts in a Vegas showgirl costume, etc. Doing a Charlie Chaplin act for a pageant is entirely more likely than her mom putting it on her to be Hitler.

@cate3710: That's a good point. We probably don't really register when a celeb has a biological child, since it's considered the "norm". So the exceptions of adoption stand out more in mind when we hear about them, and then it seems like a trend.