He’s only 31?

why would you want to set your parakeet free? What the fuck is wrong with people?

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

He’s very good at collegiate and professional basketball,

Sofia definitely upgraded.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

That’s just beautiful. And a great word. I think, I shall name one of my daughters “Pristi-nelly”.

If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.

Fresh out of the oven where it was hidden for several ears.

How does this man still have a job?

you’re a sad sick fuck.

There’s also a photo of her blistered hand, but honestly, it’s a bit much. Click here to see it.

If Mr. Depp’s agents were “trying to show excess, they’re in the wrong place,” added Mr. Goldstein

Counterpoint:

I am intrigued by your theory, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Gals”

Democracy, in its modern form, definitely does not mean “call a meeting of the public and whichever side of angry uninformed people gets the most people to show up wins on whatever issue”.

I always just assumed Beyonce’s nipples were diamonds.

They do both have names that seem to have been randomly chosen from Harlequin Romances.

I enjoy the half-effort here of MS Paint over your face while the kid gets to show up on a random internet forum. :)