“Did you see that?!?!”

+ 1 OMG YES BASHIR

That bear is more graceful in a hammock than me. Which species is truly the dominant one?

Jokes on you because that raccoon’s name was Shifty

Okay, I watched the movies so I know who Rabid Raccoon is, but I’ve never heard of Fearless Maine Woman. What comics do I need to read to get caught up on her backstory?

Efficiently??? This is like the fourth time he’s been embroiled in essentially the same scandal. Huma has the patience of a Saint, frankly.

“Ayyyyy we was just down tha block at Frank’s for the Monday suprasot special and thought we’d pay little Fareed just a lil visit to ax him about his fambly, get to know the guy, see how his school’s goin. No disrespect!” *chokes out nearby cart vendor*

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

Fucking thank you!!!!!!!

I used to work there, and furthermore bills generally don’t mean much by themselves. They tend to say things like “in subsection 4(A), change effective January 1, 2020 to effective January 1, 2020 subject to approval by the Board as established in subsection 19(C).”

This is actually a dumb criticism whenever it’s brought up. Asking a legislator to read every part of every bill is like asking a software development team lead to personally review every line of code their team writes. It’s a pointless exercise and fundamentally misunderstands how things work. Legislators should be…

That’s some serious Henry VIII stuff there.

Both.

Are the letters blinking or should I consult with my doctor?

hey girl, whats ursine?

Speaking of stated boundaries in the Pence marriage, I still maintain that they’re actually a very out BDSM couple, which is why Mrs. Pence insists on being called Mother and doesn’t let her husband eat with other women.

Both turn women into sex objects. The one because he talks about (and likely does) grab their sexual parts, and the other because he cannot even fathom spending time with a woman *without* it being sexual in nature (and therefore disloyal to his wife).