It looks like a penis with blackheads.

Try doing laundry with an ICELANDIC washer. First off all, there are approximately eleventy-million words written all over it, all of them in Icelandic, which Google translate cannot translate. So then you have to download a special app that can do Icelandic to English. Spend around 13 hours translating each one just…

I played it on the piano, and it’s actually quite lovely. I did the flute part on the piano as well.

Ontario has the biggest economy in Canada and is a decent bell weather for policy. Generally where Ontario goes, other provinces follow (with adjustments for local needs).

Forcing those businesses to think ahead and plan schedules more carefully may very well result in lower turnover. A lot of people quit those jobs simply because the unstable schedule makes it difficult to justify hanging on.

I think it’s NYC. See the snow and warm jackets? If these lumps of dough want to give themselves pneumonia and smelly milk farts then....I say we let them milk on.

I also really really dislike when men shake hands with the man but hug and kiss the woman in the same greeting cycle. I’m uncomfortable being hugged by strangers, and I’ll often step back and hold out my hand preemptively.

As a woman of color, I can also add that a significant percent of these guys really really really love women of color. I’ve never understood the reason why they will relentlessly pursue a brown girl on one hand and then turn around and preach racial purity on the other

I used to volunteer for a legal program that diverted teens from jail in the case of non-violent offenses. These kinds of program are really effective in that the “punishment”, such as it is, is focused on getting to kids to understand the impact of their crime. Especially in property vandalism cases, teens often…

Steve Bannon looks like a sickly and bloated George Lucas.

I tried it for the first time over Christmas. I am an adult over 30 and not a 12 year old kid, so I’m not exactly the target market. But...it was good! The ice cream itself is pretty mediocre. But it’s a cold, sugary snack, which is perfect for when you need a cold, sugary snack.

Trump Tower isn’t a historic building. When Trump bought that property, he tore down the historic building that was in that spot and built a giant gold phallic homage to himself. During the construction he promised an NYC museum that he would save and donate certain noteworthy architectural flourishes from the old…

Sadly, yes. We had one who, when the law professor said, “any more questions?” at the end of the class, stood up and launched into a diatribe on the New World Order, global banking elite, etc. The class was on the basics of corporate structures...

All of these pants are super ugly. Do not buy.

All of these pants are super ugly. Do not buy.

It was in “Two Corinthians.” One of them was a girl.

The title of the piece on Radar is “Super Actor Raped Child Star Corey Haim”

Why? If I had JLo’s butt, I too would hire some beefcake to jiggle it for me all day whilst I relaxed in my yacht.

I’m not sure if I’m technically interracial (defining race is complicated when it comes to East Indians) but my dad is a very fair Indian who could pass for Southern European while my mom is very dark and from South India. That’s an unusual combination because in India fairness is considered a sign of feminine beauty.

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I am a self-employed Canadianand I have my own insurance through Manulife, a very large company. My insurance does not cover it, nor has any doctor ever given me birth control for free in the last decade of getting birth control (pill and ring).

And if you don’t have a doctor then how are you supposed to get birth…

Lol. As for the photo, the photographer is crouching down and in front of the ‘tog behind him (it’s like a wall of photogs, each one in front of the other has to squat a little more). They’re looking at the togs at eye level while the guys in the front row have to squat and point up to take the picture.

I can’t…