When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

He’s very good at collegiate and professional basketball,

Sofia definitely upgraded.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

That’s just beautiful. And a great word. I think, I shall name one of my daughters “Pristi-nelly”.

Fresh out of the oven where it was hidden for several ears.

If Mr. Depp’s agents were “trying to show excess, they’re in the wrong place,” added Mr. Goldstein

Counterpoint:

I am intrigued by your theory, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Gals”

Democracy, in its modern form, definitely does not mean “call a meeting of the public and whichever side of angry uninformed people gets the most people to show up wins on whatever issue”.

I always just assumed Beyonce’s nipples were diamonds.

They do both have names that seem to have been randomly chosen from Harlequin Romances.

I enjoy the half-effort here of MS Paint over your face while the kid gets to show up on a random internet forum. :)

Senior citizens like to squabble with each other over stupid things.

Oh my god, that little girl is so damn cute. When her mom asks to her to count to four...*dead*

omg that baby girl is so bold i love her

I could have watched another hour of that precious little girl denying the existence of 4

LBJ wasn’t fat, he just needed a little extra room for his nuts and bunghole!

So witches float and wizards sink?