Unless by ‘white’ they mean ‘goblin’. Yeah, I’m with you. It’s pretty hard to see how people talked about Michelle Obama, an incredibly gifted, accomplished person who did some really good things in her time as first lady, and be like ‘ah well, racism is over in the u.s. boop boop’.

But not homo. kthx

Why do they take off their shirts? To prove they don’t exercise?

not a six pack in sight, you’d think these “genetic perfections” would at least look...fuckable

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Scientist discover the ideal dance moves for white women

Calling 45 a ding dong is the highlight of my week.

I’m so confused about this. Didn’t they NOT kill the guy they were trying to kill, but kill a bunch of kids? What about that is supposed to be a win?

“Must respond within 14 congressional working days” so... Sometime in June?

I like to think his name was originally Jeck L Hyde and the “editor” of this “book” went “Fuck this, I have toed the line on all the other bullshit but there is no such fucking name as Jeck. Find replace Jack. Fuck you, horny Kindle-owning losers. I went to Harvard. I have a masters in Extremely Difficult Literature.…

Jack Hyde (18 May 1899 – 1982) was an English footballer who played two games in the Football League for Port Vale in 1924.

But moving them into a racially segregated prison system will teach them something? Even non-racist people come out of prison aligned to hate groups because hate groups in prison also keep you from getting beat up or raped.

I’m fine with this, honestly. It sounds like they’re actually going to be forced to sit and think through the dumb shit they did, rather than just be punished blindly and have their prejudices and ignorance fester and possibly deepen. After all, it’s not like sending them to prison would make them any less likely to…

i sent a similar group text. no response.

My wife and I have a considerable age difference and we like to play a little game called “When you ____, I was ____” For us, it usually goes something like this “When you tripped acid for the first time, I was learning to use the big girl potty” or “When you had your first period, I was transferring my 401(k) into a…