Not for nothing, but I marched with 6 of my fraternity brothers Saturday.

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

This — I don’t understand, when these nominees give disqualifying answers like “We might need guns in schools because grizzly bears,” the questioning senator doesn’t follow up incessantly and eventually say out loud that that’s a disqualifying opinion.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Hey Jezzies! Hope you are all well tonight!

The only Eastern European State he’d be able to name is Slovenia.

To his point, I just put “Hustle Hard” by Ace Hood on my workout playlist and I’ve been doing drugs and acting promiscuously since.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

My 16 year old daughter died on May 29th of this year.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

Stockings? Did you come of age in the 1920s?

Y’all don’t know what it’s like being male, middle-class and white. It’s a bitch if you don’t believe. Listen up to my new CD. (Sha-mon)

+1 antler

So this is where the buck stops.

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell. And there’s no one there to raise them. If you did.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

I think Clint is way more into Joanna than she is into him. He’s just smitten with her and she’s all, hey, can you make it an 18 foot custom table out of old growth mahogany by Tuesday? And he looks at her like the heart eyes emoji and says “Sure, Joanna! Anything you want, Joanna!” and then she goes back to her…

I love candle drama.

Is David O’Russell the low-cost Irish scab one hires when one can’t get David O. Russell, like Senor Spielbergo?